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⚡ Their Energy Level Mild
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Who do you want to call?
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Vent Your Spleen
Got something that's doing your head in? Get it off your chest. Con will listen. Sort of.
Con — the world's worst sympathiser
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Dating Advice for Blokes
Brutal honesty from a woman who's heard every excuse in the book.
Sharon — no nonsense, no filter
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Dating Advice for Women
Well-meaning advice from a bloke who means well. Bless him.
Keith — trying his best, genuinely
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Talk Football
Knows everything about football. Wrong about half of it. Today's news included.
Reg — retired plumber, Wolverhampton
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Your Horoscope
Surprisingly specific. Completely made up. Cross-referenced with today's news.
Hannah — 43 years reading the stars
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News & Opinion
Strong views. Across everything. Appeared on Question Time twice.
Fraser — former BBC, currently insufferable
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Drunk Diane
Third glass in. Wants to chat. Surprisingly wise.
Diane — 52, Cheshire, recently divorced
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Lonely Hearts
She signed up on a dare. It's Tuesday. She's glad you called.
Jade — 32, Peckham, totally fine about it
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Daily Quiz
5, 10, 15 or 20 questions. News, sport, history & your special subject.
Brian — former BBC host, still not over it
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Vent Your Spleen
Con is listening... sort of
Ringing...